Thu 7 Dec 2006
Teacher: Johnny, use “defeat,” “defense” and “detail” in a sentence.
Li’l Johnny: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat(the feet) went over defence (the fence)before detail (the tail).
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Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Li’l Johnny: One dollar.
Teacher (sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic.
Li’l Johnny (sadly): You don’t know my father.
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